I can't think of a nice, white, winter without a lesson being learned in them.Some are actually really painful.Such as,
1.Don't stick your tongue on the frozen chain of a swing.
2.Don't pull it off quickly.

3.Snow isn't always nice and fluffy, so beware that if you decide to just RANDOMLY jump into any snow, you might end up hitting your nose on solid, ice covered, compact snow instead.*Owwwww*
4.Not confident in your balance?Then don't try to slide on patches of ice, especially when you gave one of your friends they're favourite food that makes them hyper.My result was me falling down, then my ''friend'' falling on me, and getting back up and fall again. :iconpainfulplz:
5.Need a new hairstyle? Try taking a shower, then walk to the bus stop at -32 in the morning, and everybody will certainly see your new style. {can't miss a person with they're hair as straight and solid as a freakin' 2x4 board]
6.Don't be stupid and try to see how long you can go without a jacket at -10.
7.While you're at it, go with no boots. [Honestly, I had no clue what my neighbour was doing.]

That's all the painful lessons I've learned so far in winter, besides watching one of my friends ALMOST run over another one of my friends in a sled.
Have a great and SAFE Christmas, and a Happy New Year.!!!!

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